Happy Holidays From Quality and Safety

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Pleasenote this Important Christmas Health & Safety Information

Allemployees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, goingover the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Hazard Assessmentwill be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of thepublic. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to useonly one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiplepassengers.

Pleasenote that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners beforetheir fields may be entered.

Toavoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request thatlaughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noisenuisance.

Benches,stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherdsplanning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has alsobeen made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrallyheated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded thatan emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to theflocks.

Theangel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her gloryall around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriatePersonal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVBand the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Followinglast year's well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunitieslegislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of MrR Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer gameswill be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken againstthose found guilty of this offence.

Whileit is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts ofthe world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing ofgifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered.This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It isparticularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specificallyprecluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such asaromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.

Finally,in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without anycrib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.

               PleaseEnjoy the holidays and have a Safe and Happy Christmas Everyone,