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本帖最后由 altitude 于 2012-4-27 17:42 编辑
大切可以任意替换成X5, Q7, FX-35, Highlander, 等等
Day 1, Bought a brand NEW Jeep Grand Cherokee !~ Finally! The happiest day in my life!
Day 2, bumper scratched. So what! It's a JEEP!
Day 3, bumper scratched again. Well, not a big deal.
Day 4, a dent. That's OK.
Day 5, a new dent, pad! pad!
Day 6, 2 new dents, hug! hug!
Day 7, Aftermarket backup sensors installed! So Happy 
Day 8, Smashed light covers and new scratches. S**T!
Day 9, Backup Camera installed. Keep my fingers crossed... Whoops! Hit the garage door 5 minutes after. I didn't see nothing, s*bi*tch!
Day 10, A better Backup Camera installed. Keep my fingers crossed! Praying 100 times a day because husband said safe backing up involves ...... WISHING
Day 11, hit neighbor's dog. It sucks but hey, it could've been a child. Neighbor's SO SO SO pissed. Paid $500 to 'em.
Day 12, ran over a cat, which doesn't belong to anyone, oh yeah! Don't have to pay a penny! BTW, sorry for the cat, R.I.P. 
Day 13, hit a car in Crystal Mall parking lot and left. Not My fault. How come the parking space is SO tight like a virgin's pussy!
Day 14, Something wrong, but I dunno what it is
Day 15, It keeps happening, something's burning
Day 16, Other drivers yelled @ me on street and I dunno what they were talking about. So upset. People!
Day 17, Car Smoked and tires on fire! Got towed to dealer, parking brake was on all the time! I swear to god I didn't know! Paid $800 for new brakes and stuff!
Day 18, Day 19, Day 20, Day 21, Day 22, Day 23, Day 24, Day 25 +++++++++ Thank GOD. Nothing happened! I was away on a cruise vacation to Hawaii
Day 26, Day 27, Day 28, ...... to Day 30 Just got back from vacation. So tired, I don't feel like driving
Day 31, 32, 33, ... to Day 40. Still tired, I hate driving that piece of s**t. Husband drove me to work
Day 41, I am driving my old Corolla.
Day 42, Still driving my Corolla...
Day 43 to Day 50, driving my Corolla...
Day 43 and after, I think I might as well stick with my Corolla. What a nice CAR!!
Day 50, Sold my Cherokee. Finally! The 2nd happiest day in my life. F**k it. let it be someone else's trouble.
感谢作者castro
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发表于 2012-4-27 17:41:02
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发表于 2012-4-30 10:59:29